Home sick again! XP

[dreamingpixels]

So, since I've been home sick two days in a row, I've been doing a lot of whining about how I've been sick on Facebook. Hacking up a lung, fevery, achy, so on and so forth, Facebook's heard it all. And then out of friggin' nowhere my friend Bridget suggests that I'm pregnant.

XD HAHAHAHA. I'd have to have a sex life to be pregnant! (Also, I am never making babies. Ever.)

But anyway. Seriously? If feeling like someone's tearing out your lungs with rusty tongs whenever you cough is a symptom of pregnancy, NOBODY would want to be pregnant.

AAAAAGH why must Bryan always be in obnoxious mode when I'm sick

ANYWAY. I'm headed to Student Health in a bit, and hopefully they'll tell me that whatever I have is treatable. (Or they'll tell me I have pneumonia again and that I should stay in bed for a week.) Ugh. I really hope that I can go to work tomorrow.

Comments

[moonbathe_skin]

Sorry to hear you are sick, but wtf pregnancy?! I have never in all my days heard that before!!

[jkmoreno]

Funny that gets mentioned. My coughing eventually got so fierce and frequent that I think I overworked some muscles or something, because it started hurting my stomach and ... other places when I coughed hard. I remember joking to a friend that after that pain, I promised never to make jokes about pregnancy or menstrual cramps (not that I ever did in the first place anyway, but you know.)